4 years ago   •   7,276 notes   •   VIA: perfeqt   •   SOURCE: perfeqt
  • friendly reminder

    perfeqt:

    it’s okay to cut toxic people from your life

    5 years ago   •   297,065 notes   •   VIA: space-party   •   SOURCE: lady-starkiller
  • lady-starkiller:

    when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

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    5 years ago   •   264,770 notes   •   VIA: your-local-trans-kid   •   SOURCE: vampireapologist-archive-deacti
  • vampireapologist:

    college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

    5 years ago   •   38,539 notes   •   VIA: thefaultinourchickennuggets   •   SOURCE: shopsunflorally
  • 5 years ago   •   62,482 notes   •   VIA: fangirlsjustwannahavefun   •   SOURCE: what-even-is-thiss
  • puns-and-patton:

    what-even-is-thiss:

    New girl in my Sunday school class: Are you a girl?

    Me: No, but people used to think I was a girl.

    Girl: Oh. Is that why the other teacher called you (deadname)?

    Me: Yes, that’s my old name I used before I told people I’m not a girl. But I haven’t used my new name forever so sometimes (other teacher) forgets.

    Girl: Okay. I’ll remember to use your new name! *bounces over to the toy cars*

    …….

    Me: I want you to start calling me Mx instead of Miss. Okay?

    Little boy: Okay. *violently stabs crayon into paper* Mx Roman, I broked the crayon.

    Me: That’s probably because you stabbed the paper with it, buddy.

    …….

    3 y/o : Are you a boy or a girl?

    Me: Sometimes I’m a boy. Sometimes I’m not a boy or a girl.

    3 y/o: *proudly puffs out chest* I’m a girl all the time.

    Me: Good for you, kiddo.

    3 y/o: I know.

    …….

    Preschoolers understand better than any adult I’ve ever met.

    This is genuinely so adorable and also yeah preschoolers have more intellect than many so called adults

    5 years ago   •   692,452 notes   •   VIA: lostintherearview   •   SOURCE: possumistic
  • petiotte:

    If you see this

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    You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

    5 years ago   •   210,325 notes   •   VIA: glowing-gravity   •   SOURCE: veganvaporeon-deactivated201801
  • bidyke:
“ lorwhal:
“ superlittlesaurus:
“ Can we all take a moment to appreciate non-binary fairies please
”
“little sillies” :’3
”
Also note that this was written before pink was assigned to girls and blue to boys.
”

    bidyke:

    lorwhal:

    superlittlesaurus:

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate non-binary fairies please

    “little sillies” :’3

    Also note that this was written before pink was assigned to girls and blue to boys.

    5 years ago   •   1,268,209 notes   •   VIA: second2space   •   SOURCE: grillfriend-deactivated20171109
  • 5 years ago   •   235,010 notes   •   VIA: space-party   •   SOURCE: harlequinhatter
  • When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

    togeqi:

    harlequinhatter:

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    sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

    5 years ago   •   378,082 notes   •   VIA: second2space   •   SOURCE: cutegirlonline-deactivated20181
  • cutegirlonline:

    when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

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    Originally posted by spongebrah

    5 years ago   •   151,736 notes   •   VIA: space-party   •   SOURCE: weirdpostarchive-deactivated201
  • magicact:

    dizzyybun:

    magicact:

    magicact:

    i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in

    i like to have my head petted also

    I diagnose you with cat

    all of us would curl up in a shoe box if we were able to.

    5 years ago   •   132,105 notes   •   VIA: awkwardatbest   •   SOURCE: naramdil
  • naramdil:

    third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

    5 years ago   •   189,404 notes   •   VIA: boudicca   •   SOURCE: boudicca
  • antmanbf:

    me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

    someone: you’re stupid

    me: Einstein Wants What I Have

    5 years ago   •   203,096 notes   •   VIA: dopeduckie-deactivated20210116   •   SOURCE: pukicho
  • pukicho:

    pukicho:

    pukicho:

    Hope everyone is well today !

    And tomorrow !!!!

    After that you’re on your own

    5 years ago   •   214,838 notes   •   VIA: second2space   •   SOURCE: turing-tested
  • griffinmcelroyspisskink:

    turing-tested:

    my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

    that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes